Girls have expiration dates?

February 13, 2009

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my mom is always pressuring me to get married, ever since i graduated from college (i’m 26 and definitely not looking to get married any time soon). she brings up marriage in every single conversation that we have, whether it’s related or not i was talking to her about my upcoming birthday, and then…

me: so, for my birthday… (starting to tell her plans)
mom: (interrupting) you need to really get married this year…
me: mom, i’m only 26 and i don’t want to get married right now. we’ve talked about this so many times!
mom: yeah, well, you should get married soon. you turning 27, have 3 years to find good man and get married
me: huh?!?! um, why 3 years?
mom: girls no pretty when they pass 30. no guy going to marry you when you expire

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  • AN

    Tell her you met someone and he's black

  • J

    You know, she's right.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/intial-t PolytheneLucy

    my mom indirectly made me believe that I should get married before I turn 30 (she married at 26).

  • a_c

    Necrophilia aside, a harsh-but-true reality check

  • L

    hahaha my dad gets mad every time i tell him im going to bring home a black bf

  • L

    hahaha my dad gets mad every time i tell him im going to bring home a black bf

  • youstupidfobs

    Yeah, girls are super hot the older they get. Just ask anyone. Everyone loves them old, the older the better. Just like everything in the world, older is best.

  • rokucha

    try 25 and 31 in Japan. Either the women will turn into expired Xmas cakes or the men will become expires New Year's soba. seriously.

  • rokucha

    try 25 and 31 in Japan. Either the women will turn into expired Xmas cakes or the men will become expires New Year's soba. seriously.

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