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Loading ...I was sitting at the dinner table eating a salad and drinking a cold glass of water when my mom sits down next to me and says…
Mom: If you want your boobies to grow you need to eat hot foods. You shouldn’t be eating so much cold foods.
Me: ….Mom!…..
Mom: *laughs* Hey, I’m just telling you so you know what to eat.
1 minute later she brings me a hot bowl of soup.
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