I sent two bouquets of chocolate roses home to my mom and grandma for Valentine’s. My mom called me to tell me that they just got it in time, and asked me about my Valentine’s Day.
Mom: Are you celebrating Valentine’s tomorrow?
Me: *laughs* No
Mom: Why not? No girls sending you flowers and gifts? Is love out of business?

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