Posted on February 17, 2009 at 05:14pm
My (Korean) mother has trouble getting celebrity names straight. There are a few that she ALWAYS mixes up, no matter how many times I correct her:
“Bronze Pierce” (Pierce Brosnan)
“Goldie Whoopberg” (Whoopi Goldberg … and when I correct her, she asks “What kind of name is Whoopi?” and proceeds to say it wrong again the next time)
“PeeDiddilly” (P.Diddy)
“Joe Low” (J.Lo)
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Posted on February 17, 2009 at 05:11pm
My Caucasian dad’s a pastor of an American church. There are no Koreans in the church except my mom. After Bible study, there were prayer requests. My mom raised her hand and gave hers…
“Peas pray po man at work, he goin thru bad circumcisions. He needa our prayers.”
She meant circumstances, NOT circumcision. Imagine my dad’s and my reaction during prayer requests. Let’s just say, it’s quite inappropriate for the Pastor and pastor’s daughter to be laughing during prayer requests.
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Posted on February 17, 2009 at 05:02pm
Me: (after a long day of school) I feel like crap.
Mom: Really? I feel like shrimp.
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Posted on February 17, 2009 at 04:35pm
Mom calls me asking what I want from In-N-Out Burgers.
Me: Can you get me the animal style fries?
thirty minutes later, mom comes home…
Mom: I asked for the doggy-style fries, but I think they ran out because they just started laughing.
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Posted on February 17, 2009 at 04:33pm
mom: oh i am so happy
me: why, what’d you do
mom: rosy is doing such a good job. she doesn’t complain or talk to me, or get in the way. when i am in the room, she just avoids me and keeps cleaning. she cleans all day!
me: you hired a maid?
mom: i bought one!
me: um. how did you do that?
mom: i got rosy!!
me: i dont think you can just buy people
mom: you know from the jetsons? that’s my favorite show when i come to usa.
me: i dont know what you are talking about. i need to go.
another day…
mom: i got you robot maid. her name is lucy. because i already have rosy
me: why lucy?
mom: because i have rosy
My mom got me a roomba too.
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