Sunday, February 22, 2009

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My younger brother is off from high school this week (midwinter recess in NYC), so he slept in. Before I got back from class, my mom called me to say that my younger brother was going out, so she left him a note asking him to call her about his plans for the day—you know how Asian parents are.

Well I looked in his room but didn’t see a note, not in the hallway, nor in the kitchen. He eventually called her, and I eventually found the note.

On the toilet seat cover.

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So fresh

February 22, 2009

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Mom: YOU A FISHERMAN IN COLLEGE NOW
Me: Freshman mom.
Mom: FRESHERMAN

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That’s an order!

February 22, 2009

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My cousin’s boyfriend was going to sleep over at our house on the couch and when my cousin asked my mom, the conversation went like this:

“Oh ok. On the couch?”
“Yea. Are you sure he can stay?”
“Yea just tell him that he can’t touch… ANYTHING!”

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