A lesson to learn

February 28, 2009

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Scene: School parking lot after class ends. My mom points out a Chinese couple making out near the bathrooms.

Mom: Aiiiiiiiiiii-YAAAAAAAAAA! Can’t they do that behind bushes or suuumting? If you eveeeeeeeeeeer get boyfriend, don’t let me see do something like that!
Me: Don’t worry. I wouldn’t dare to.
Mom: Good. Because if you do, I take picture and send it to grandma. And then when grandma get heart-attack, you pay hospital bills.

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    AHAHAHAH cruel but funny!

  • http://www.home2me.blogspot.com Tiff

    AHAHAHAHA. epic. i wanna tell my future kids something like that. :D good persuasive tactic

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    lol behind bushes. XD

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    wahahaha hilarious

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    wahahaha hilarious

  • Loey

    HAHAHA sooo cruel

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  • Lauren

    ahahahahahahah!!!

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    Hahahaha. I laughed so hard I started crying.

  • Mimioreo

    LOL its midnight (im supposed to be asleep at 9) AND I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING, my mom came inm yelled at me, and stared at my computer screen then walked away saying how insulting it was that i was laughing at that XDD

  • Joe Zhou

    LMFAO!!

  • rachel

    hahaha omg, that is so funny!!! too cute

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    Well, at least that gave the girl some motivation to not do it. Good one mom!

  • cam

    Definitely gotten that email/call before. Thanks, dad!

  • zoee

    LOOOL! xD

  • BerryCheeky

    OMG ROFL! this even made my mum laugh xD

  • Name

    Well SOMEONE's going to have to pay the hospital bills. Clearly, that will be you :-p

  • Josie

    LOLOLOL xD cuteee :)

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    AHAHAHAHA. epic. i wanna tell my future kids something like that. :D good persuasive tactic

  • lambert_630

    haha whatta i love it

  • Gemma

    But wait… this means she would cause her own mother (or mother-in-law?) to have a heart attack! Nooooo… how could she think you'd believe that? ;-)

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    i saw it xD

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  • Trajank

    woah that's messed up !!! hahahha.

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    great lesson. more people should read this

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    Daaaaaaawwwww!

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  • Ijlin21

    HAHAHAHAAH smart ass mom

  • Tripleflip10

    thats a good threat

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    MAJOR LAUGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

  • syymy94

    LOL MESSED UP

  • Justsass

    Hilarious!!! I love it. Good job!

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