A lesson to learn

Posted on February 28, 2009 at 08:51pm

Scene: School parking lot after class ends. My mom points out a Chinese couple making out near the bathrooms.

Mom: Aiiiiiiiiiii-YAAAAAAAAAA! Can’t they do that behind bushes or suuumting? If you eveeeeeeeeeeer get boyfriend, don’t let me see do something like that!
Me: Don’t worry. I wouldn’t dare to.
Mom: Good. Because if you do, I take picture and send it to grandma. And then when grandma get heart-attack, you pay hospital bills.

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  • Ijlin21
    HAHAHAHAAH smart ass mom
  • amuffinfarmer
    awh! poor grandma.
  • Skuldergate
    Daaaaaaawwwww!\
  • hazelhearts
  • great lesson. more people should read this
  • Trajank
    woah that's messed up !!! hahahha.
  • letmemassageurshoulders
    haha...xD..angie-la
    i saw it xD
  • Gemma
    But wait... this means she would cause her own mother (or mother-in-law?) to have a heart attack! Nooooo... how could she think you'd believe that? ;-)
  • lambert_630
    haha whatta i love it
  • AHAHAHAHA. epic. i wanna tell my future kids something like that. :D good persuasive tactic
  • Josie
    LOLOLOL xD cuteee :)
  • Name
    Well SOMEONE's going to have to pay the hospital bills. Clearly, that will be you :-p
  • BerryCheeky
    OMG ROFL! this even made my mum laugh xD
  • zoee
    LOOOL! xD
  • cam
    Definitely gotten that email/call before. Thanks, dad!
  • Well, at least that gave the girl some motivation to not do it. Good one mom!
  • rachel
    hahaha omg, that is so funny!!! too cute
  • Joe Zhou
    LMFAO!!
  • Mimioreo
    LOL its midnight (im supposed to be asleep at 9) AND I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING, my mom came inm yelled at me, and stared at my computer screen then walked away saying how insulting it was that i was laughing at that XDD
  • Hahahaha. I laughed so hard I started crying.
  • Lauren
    ahahahahahahah!!!
  • Loey
    HAHAHA sooo cruel
  • wahahaha hilarious
  • lol behind bushes. XD
  • AHAHAHAHA. epic. i wanna tell my future kids something like that. :D good persuasive tactic
  • xyz
    This is really very cruel but funny!Stop Divorce
  • AHAHAHAH cruel but funny!
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