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Loading ...[Your dad] & I went to see ‘KA’ show last night, it is just like circle
show except no animals. I fell to sleep for a while till [your dad's] cell
phone rang & fell on the floor. This is not a free postcard so don’t throw
it away, it cost me $1.00. Bye.
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(492 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...My friend and I were talking about some guys we met while in the car with my mother:
Friend: “The blonde one was hitting on you.”
Mom: “He PUNCHED you!?”
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(319 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5) Loading ...Hi ! Daughter ,
Thank you for the Birthday gift .
We were enjoy it . I try call you before but
I think you were busy …..
So what are you doing now ?
I know you so busy today . House working ,
eating good food for week(?) , watching movie…
talking ( or sweet thing ~~??? ) with #1 your man 
Here , all family is OK…
My daughter , ” Have a wonderful weekend !! ” with your #1 man !
Love , mom .
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(320 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5) Loading ...So I am in college away from home and i break my finger, so I call my mom:
me: Mom, i broke my finger i need surgery.
mom: you broke your finger? WHY?
me: …anyways i have 3 finals coming up and i need to study, can you call the insurance company and get everything worked out
mom: okay, study good, what is your member ID/password
me: kev07/password
mom: how you spell?
me: k
mom: K? K LIKE KEVIN?
me: yes, E
mom: A? A like APPLE?
me: no, E
mom: like ELEPHANT?
me: yes, V
mom: E AGAIN?
me: NO, V
mom: LIKE VICTOR? V LIKE VICTOR OKAY, JUST DO IT ALL LIKE THIS
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(876 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...so my mom phones me the other day…
mom: richard! you got a christmas card! it’s from a girl! i will read it to you!
me: no it’s ok. i will open it when i get home next time
mom: no it’s ok i already read it! here. (she reads slowly, having trouble with some words) oh wow, so i looked up this word—awesome—it means extremely impressive! and she even says… sunshine and rainbow! wow she is totally into you.
me: …um mom, you don’t have to open my mail ok?
mom: it’s ok. i really don’t mind. have you eaten?
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(1,055 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...“My parents’ intent was to name me Stephanie.”
-Staphanie Tung
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