So I am in college away from home and i break my finger, so I call my mom:
me: Mom, i broke my finger i need surgery.
mom: you broke your finger? WHY?
me: …anyways i have 3 finals coming up and i need to study, can you call the insurance company and get everything worked out
mom: okay, study good, what is your member ID/password
me: kev07/password
mom: how you spell?
me: k
mom: K? K LIKE KEVIN?
me: yes, E
mom: A? A like APPLE?
me: no, E
mom: like ELEPHANT?
me: yes, V
mom: E AGAIN?
me: NO, V
mom: LIKE VICTOR? V LIKE VICTOR OKAY, JUST DO IT ALL LIKE THIS

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