Be a man, answer the question!

Posted on March 25, 2009 at 08:08pm

My mom is trying to hook up my brother with some girl in Beijing… my brother likes Italian girls though, and he is in Iraq and not exactly available to date—doubly not interested. Here’s her plea email…

Please let me know if you want made friends with Lily or not, if yes, I will give your e-mail address to her and tell her don’t talk anything about both of your jobs. only personal questions, she might come US on this summer for her nursing school and she want find job and stay in US. she was top student in university so she doesn’t have problem of English, she already saw your picture and want make friend with you.

I won’t ask you about 1985 thing anymore, I know what was happen, I already stooped relationship with aunt Linda. I will never see her again. please answer my question I don’t think it is so difficult?? I’m not push you merry her just start be friend first. be like a man and answer the question. okay!!

Margaret said you want Italian girl but you cannot have cheese, milk how you can live with Italian. they eat cheese all the time! and after be mother most Italian woman become very fat. think about!!

mom

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  • dc
    omg laughig so hard.. so hard it hurts..!
  • kT
    LOL LOL LOL
    oh my goodddd. hahah!
  • Margaret
    Haha, I'm not sure what the 1985 thing is but she is banking the my brother would back her up.... he doesn't know what she's talking about either though. How did I get this email? He sent it to me of course :P My mom has NEVER tried to set us up and actually never cared about any of us dating or getting married until I moved away to be with my boyfriend... iono man, something clicked.
  • J
    Hey.. I am up for meeting Lily.
  • tab
    So...Italian girls who are actually from Italy or just girls of Italian descent? Funny that she's under the impression that Italians eat cheese all the time (although she's probably just making up excuses for the guy to not marry an Italian...).
  • Name
    Don't they? Their pasta and so many other dishes are so heavy on cheese and sinfully yummy...
  • Linda
    I think this is the best one yet. It must be an Asian thing to constantly try and "fix up" the kids with a potential mate. My husband is half-Chinese and his dad took him to China once to visit the relatives there. They kept bringing along these single women when they went out for dinner and then asking him afterwards "What did you think of her?"
  • Luke
    Seriously, what's the 1985 thing?
  • LOL!
  • I love the final resounding, "think about!!" That, my friends, is a nagging Asian mother in peak form.
  • Hahaha, But how did you get the email?
  • vivien
    HAHAHA so glad u submitted this one marge :D
  • HAHAHA! my mom said the same thing to me once... only it was "mexican girls eat lots of cheese!"
  • Rocknrope
    Classic in so many ways, not the least of which being the comment to "Be like a man and answer the question" to a son who is in Iraq, most likely doing some very manly work.

    And yes, the Aunt Linda issue is too intriguing. Her sister? Her sister-in-law? A family friend Ai-yee?

    Think about!!
  • Jen
    This mom is hilarious. Like's to think ahead doesn't she. Her last paragraph does have some truth haha
  • Green Tea
    this is pretty hilarious!
  • Jane
    Now I'm dying to know what "the 1985 thing" was, and what Aunt Linda did.
  • sunnijo
    Haha same here...
    I was like, what happened with Aunt Linda?
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