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So my mom came back from a parents meeting for my MUN (Model United Nations) class, and this is what she reported to me:
Mom: So Mary was complaining about the students at the dance.
Me: Why?
Mom: She said they were dancing janitor to janitor!
*mom claps hands together*
Me: like how?! janitor to janitor??
Mom: NO! JANITORRRR TO JANITORRRRR!
*clapping hands together again*
I learned the next day from my MUN classmates that the lady complained about students “freak-dancing” aka “genital to genital”
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my boyfriend bought his mom a laptop for her birthday. i had given her some “computer lessons” in the past so she emails me frequently to make sure she’s doing tasks properly. she recently figured out how to use gtalk:
@1:30am
his mom: L, again, this is only a testing. if you receive, let me know.
me: yep. i got it.
his mom: what time do you usually go to bed?
me: usually at midnight or 1.. right now im trying ot finish studying for my exam
his mom: OH! I do not know you still have exam! When’s your next exam?
me: at 9am
his mom: Just now I forgot to press enter. That’s why it took so long for you to receive. Anyway, when you said 9am, do you mean tomorrow morning?
me: in 7.5 hours
his mom: OK! Do not study too hard! BYE!
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Text message I received randomly during the night.
when you pass through waters, I will be with you and when you pass through the rivers, they will not sweep over you. when you walk through the fire, you will not be burned,the flames will not set you ablaze. you are mine. good nite~
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me: any other technique besides stirfry
mom: hmm, depends on which vigis some you can steam then add source
me: what does steam mean again
mom: some you can make soup with I mean you put the vigis in boiled water then take them out
me: oh ok
mom: like brockllie
me: yeah
mom: some, you just need to wash and cut, like cucombers some the bockchoy need to stirfire
Sent at 5:29 PM on Tuesday
me: ok
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[Your dad] & I went to see ‘KA’ show last night, it is just like circle
show except no animals. I fell to sleep for a while till [your dad's] cell
phone rang & fell on the floor. This is not a free postcard so don’t throw
it away, it cost me $1.00. Bye.
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My friend and I were talking about some guys we met while in the car with my mother:
Friend: “The blonde one was hitting on you.”
Mom: “He PUNCHED you!?”
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Hi ! Daughter ,
Thank you for the Birthday gift .
We were enjoy it . I try call you before but
I think you were busy …..
So what are you doing now ?
I know you so busy today . House working ,
eating good food for week(?) , watching movie…
talking ( or sweet thing ~~??? ) with #1 your man 
Here , all family is OK…
My daughter , ” Have a wonderful weekend !! ” with your #1 man !
Love , mom .
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So I am in college away from home and i break my finger, so I call my mom:
me: Mom, i broke my finger i need surgery.
mom: you broke your finger? WHY?
me: …anyways i have 3 finals coming up and i need to study, can you call the insurance company and get everything worked out
mom: okay, study good, what is your member ID/password
me: kev07/password
mom: how you spell?
me: k
mom: K? K LIKE KEVIN?
me: yes, E
mom: A? A like APPLE?
me: no, E
mom: like ELEPHANT?
me: yes, V
mom: E AGAIN?
me: NO, V
mom: LIKE VICTOR? V LIKE VICTOR OKAY, JUST DO IT ALL LIKE THIS
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so my mom phones me the other day…
mom: richard! you got a christmas card! it’s from a girl! i will read it to you!
me: no it’s ok. i will open it when i get home next time
mom: no it’s ok i already read it! here. (she reads slowly, having trouble with some words) oh wow, so i looked up this word—awesome—it means extremely impressive! and she even says… sunshine and rainbow! wow she is totally into you.
me: …um mom, you don’t have to open my mail ok?
mom: it’s ok. i really don’t mind. have you eaten?
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