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Loading ...“My parents’ intent was to name me Stephanie.”
-Staphanie Tung
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March 2009
(1,051 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ... (324 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5) Loading ...My parents and I were watching a news segment on a new hallucinogenic drug called salvia.
Me: I wonder what it feels like to be high.
Mom: You mean as high as Yao Ming?
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(244 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5) Loading ...Does it get any more Asian then 4 Korean moms in action in the most intense/entertaining game of ping pong EVER?
No, no it doesn’t.
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(326 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5) Loading ...The firm that I interviewed with decided to rescind their offer. I called my mom and she gave me a pep talk. Afterward, she sent me this text:
if one door closed try find another. still have window. still have roof. push them u will see the sky. sky is unlimited so are u. never lose your faith. not u. ur my chinese girl. love mom.
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(523 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...After my little sister texted me this morning to tell me she passed her driving test, I texted my mom “So…Tayne passed. Are you scared?”
Her response:
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(253 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5) Loading ...me: Mom, I’m hungry where can we go to eat?
mom: Oh mei mei I just saw a Mozart restaurant down the street, let’s go there!
*me looking around for a restaurant called “mozart” or something of the sort*
me: mom, I dont see it!
mom: its right there! *points to a Wolfgang Puck Bistro*
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(146 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5) Loading ...“Uhhh she looks dirty, it itterates me, it itterates it iterates.”
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(225 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5) Loading ...My mom is talking to my sister about a recent relationship snafu while my dad, my other sister and I listen:
Mom: So you had LQ?
Us: WHAT?!
Mom: Love Quarrel … duh!
… later …
Mom: So, it was an MU?
Us: A who?!
Mom: Mutual Understanding!!
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(510 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5) Loading ...My adorable grandma needed to make dinner for some very important people from the American Embassy and she couldn’t understand the English grocery labels, so she bought some canned meat, served it, and it was a hit.
Later that night, my grandpa looked in the trash and lo and behold…
…the guests had a Purina meal fit for a pup!
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