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Loading ...my mom (on the phone w/ my dad): how come i cant find u on SKY-PEE?
me: Skype.
my mom: how come i cant find u on SKY-PEE?
me: he wont understand u. its Skype.
my dad: SKY-PEE. u mean Skip.
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(466 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5) Loading ...In the car listening to Say by John Mayer
-lyrics: Say what you need to say, say what you need to say-
Mom: Sandwich you need to say, sandwich you need to say.
Me: … Sandwich? Don’t you mean “say what you need to say?”
Me: You have to listen to it more carefully!
Mom: -turns it up louder- … SEE, IT’S SANDWICH!
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