Tuesday, April 28, 2009

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yesterday…

My mom: Is Google broken? Why is the logo not showing? It has a bunch of dots and lines! Come fix it, Olivia!

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“Don’t be easy. Don’t be like a cow. Chinese people say, if a boy gets the milk for free, he has no need to buy the cow.”

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From: Mom
Subject: swine flu

My anaks, please be aware of the recent epidemic SWINE FLU!  Just like the seasonal flu, it’s spread with human connections like touching hands, sneezing, coughing, etc.

Always wash hands before touching your eyes, nose and mouth. Just always wash your hands.  Eric, pay attention to this!  You don’t have medical coverage.  One reason, I don’t get sick because I constantly wash my hands.  I do dishes a lot!

love, mama


and another one from another mother…

to my sister + self concerning the recent swine flu “pandemic”:

Hello. If you get any sick, lket me know.
jenn, I have Tamiflu at home, so I can bring to you.

Katie, You e mail me Pharmacy phone number and e mail to me, so I can call in prescription, you should have in hand in case.

It is me.


and another submission…

I’m a strategy consultant so I fly around twice a week. I was visiting my parents this weekend and all my mother could talk about was swine flu. When I opened my luggage today I found a stuffed plastic baggy full of face masks and accompanying instructions – it turns out my mother had pretty much cleaned out Rite Aid’s inventory by buying 250 face masks for the house.

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