Archive for April 30th, 2009

So what’s the equivalent of a Benz dealership?

Posted on April 30, 2009 at 02:01pm

Mom: Where are you going?
me: Oh, I’m going to meet up with friends in Hollywood.
Mom: You’re not going to a bar, are you?
me: Um, bye mom, I’m late now, gotta go.
Mom: Remember you need to sell your car at a Bar! Bars are for bad people. You’ll only get bad people buying. You should always go to right Market…NEVER sell your car in a junk yard!

Filed Under: Conversations

Dating analogies

Posted on April 30, 2009 at 01:58pm

“Never give anyone a free trial and take your product home. They must pay full amount first. Because if they get free trial, I know because I sell cosmetics for so many years, they will always return product.”

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