Self-confidence is key
Posted on May 30, 2009 at 11:48pm
Via text message:
Mom: Listen! I got my hair done n look fabulous!
Me: haha yay! Whats it look like now?
Mom: Hot
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Archive for May, 2009
Dirty talk
Posted on May 28, 2009 at 11:12am
Tonight my mother and I went to dinner. Upon leaving the restaurant, we noticed a cute little tabby cat laying on the dashboard on the inside of a car. We went over and said hi to the kitty, upon which we joked about how her own cat would sometimes sneak into her car if she leaves the door open unattended.
Me: Oh! Look at this cute little kitty in the car!
Mother: I wonder if they know he’s in the car?
Mother: Go back inside the restaurant and ask if anyone left their pussy in the car!!!!
after fits of laughter, I start to get into our car…
Mother: No! Seriously…
(couple walks past the car)
Mother: Maybe it’s their car! (rolls down our car window and points at the kitty-harboring car) HEY! Is that your car? Your pussy is out in the car!!!
Filed Under: Conversations
I O U
Posted on May 22, 2009 at 11:37pm
I found this in my old wallet. It’s in my mom’s writing and has to be at least 5 years old. I tried to get it redeemed, but no go.
Visual dinner signs
Posted on May 13, 2009 at 03:13pm
Yesterday my aunt invited me over for dinner. To my surprise I found this on the dinner table:
Filed Under: Photo
Your Precious!!! ^-^
Posted on May 13, 2009 at 03:06pm
On Mother’s Day, I had left a card and chocolates for my mom to find in the morning. That morning, she had written us this note on the back of an old envelope:
Thanks for the card and chocolate. I know they are your precious!!! ^-^
Taste the milk before you drink. Is it turn bad? I taste it seems ok.
All I can think is gollum going “myy precciooussss”
Filed Under: Cards
Welcome Home!
Posted on May 13, 2009 at 03:00pm
I always come home from school for winter and summer breaks. My mom and grandma like to make me feel welcome…
Filed Under: Photo
Awesome pin-yin
Posted on May 8, 2009 at 12:54am
From: “hailee ”Date: May 5, 2009 1:54:51 AM EDTTo: “‘Natasha ‘”Subject: Michael’s wedding
Dad made a mistake, it’s on the weekend of Labor Day not Memorial Day. He took extra day off for this, now I have to cancel hotel and flights. Dad is getting Whoo-Lee-Whoo-too!!
Filed Under: E-mails
Transcript blemishes
Posted on May 8, 2009 at 12:53am
AP testing week is rather stressful and tiring, so I asked my mom if I could take Tuesday off from school to study for the two other APs I have this week. My mom agreed to let me do so until she suddenly thought of one minor detail I seemed to have missed.
Mom: Are you sure that’s okay? Won’t they mark you retarded?
Me: … No. I think you mean tardy, Mom. D:
Filed Under: Conversations
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