Posted on May 4, 2009 at 02:54am
inheriting lactose intolerance from the maternal side of things seriously sucks. so, half-joking + half-serious, i tailed off an email with:
i need a colonoscopy!
love, _____
result:
I heart Mint tea ,ginger tea helps belly with gas.
result two:
I heard , nor heart
Filed Under: E-mails
Posted on May 4, 2009 at 02:53am
For my first trip to Korea, my family’s homeland, my mother very neatly sowed a ziplock bag filled with three hundred dollars to the crotch of my favorite pair of underwear. When I protested, she said to me, “li-bah-kah! Never trust Korean people!” Then she showed me how to hand wash them every night with ivory soap so that the money wouldn’t get wet.
Filed Under: Stories
Posted on May 4, 2009 at 02:52am
When I was in sixth grade, I walked into the living room while my mother was watching a movie. She looks at me horrified and says, “What kind of movie is this?” I picked up the box. It’s Godfather – mom, this movie is really violent. It’s about gangsters. “It’s not about God?” No mom, that’s God THE Father, this is THE Godfather.
Filed Under: Stories
Posted on May 4, 2009 at 02:49am
My mom wanted to give me a card before my move to New York. She had this one lying around…
Me: Mom, this is a business card about financial investment!
Mom: Well… we talk about your Roth IRA?
Filed Under: Cards
Posted on May 4, 2009 at 02:43am
Fear them but uhh, love them too
Filed Under: Photo
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