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Loading ...inheriting lactose intolerance from the maternal side of things seriously sucks. so, half-joking + half-serious, i tailed off an email with:
i need a colonoscopy!
love, _____
result:
I heart Mint tea ,ginger tea helps belly with gas.
result two:
I heard , nor heart
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(414 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5) Loading ...For my first trip to Korea, my family’s homeland, my mother very neatly sowed a ziplock bag filled with three hundred dollars to the crotch of my favorite pair of underwear. When I protested, she said to me, “li-bah-kah! Never trust Korean people!” Then she showed me how to hand wash them every night with ivory soap so that the money wouldn’t get wet.
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(356 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5) Loading ...When I was in sixth grade, I walked into the living room while my mother was watching a movie. She looks at me horrified and says, “What kind of movie is this?” I picked up the box. It’s Godfather – mom, this movie is really violent. It’s about gangsters. “It’s not about God?” No mom, that’s God THE Father, this is THE Godfather.
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(865 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...My mom wanted to give me a card before my move to New York. She had this one lying around…
Me: Mom, this is a business card about financial investment!
Mom: Well… we talk about your Roth IRA?
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