Beware of Pickpockets!

May 4, 2009

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For my first trip to Korea, my family’s homeland, my mother very neatly sowed a ziplock bag filled with three hundred dollars to the crotch of my favorite pair of underwear. When I protested, she said to me, “li-bah-kah! Never trust Korean people!” Then she showed me how to hand wash them every night with ivory soap so that the money wouldn’t get wet.

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  • Paulina

    This was hilarious. Your mom is awesome.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/intial-t PolytheneLucy

    woah talk about paranoid!

  • lyn

    how is that korean for never trust korean ppl? li-bah-kah????

  • fallfall

    LOL.

    awww….

  • alicekim

    i'm not 100% sure but i think she meant “rebecca”? i don't know though.

    p.s. really funny post!

  • happynat

    How does your mom know which pair of underwear is your favorite?

  • mikstuff

    libahkah
    is not korean genius

  • new

    I literally fell over on my bed laughing at this.

  • Julia

    My mom made me do that too! Except I refused, and she made me put it in my bra instead…

  • littlexone

    HAHAHA this is so freaking ridiculous

  • engrishprease

    its not sowed
    its sewed

  • pony

    maybe the point was that it was misspelled? different pronounciation? i don't know am i crazy?

  • Name

    my mother did this too! i thought i was the only one.

  • Name

    No no, the poster meant that her mother sowed the money like seeds. It was so buried into her underwear that next season cash will grow from it. OK, bad joke. But yes, Li-bah-kah is Korean Mother-speak for Rebecca. Also, “never trust korean people” means you shouldn't trust your mom. I'm just sayin'

  • Name

    No no, the poster meant that her mother sowed the money like seeds. It was so buried into her underwear that next season cash will grow from it. OK, bad joke. But yes, Li-bah-kah is Korean Mother-speak for Rebecca. Also, “never trust korean people” means you shouldn't trust your mom. I'm just sayin'

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