Posted on May 8, 2009 at 12:54am
From: “hailee ”
Date: May 5, 2009 1:54:51 AM EDT
To: “‘Natasha ‘”
Subject: Michael’s wedding
Dad made a mistake, it’s on the weekend of Labor Day not Memorial Day. He took extra day off for this, now I have to cancel hotel and flights. Dad is getting Whoo-Lee-Whoo-too!!
Posted on May 8, 2009 at 12:53am
AP testing week is rather stressful and tiring, so I asked my mom if I could take Tuesday off from school to study for the two other APs I have this week. My mom agreed to let me do so until she suddenly thought of one minor detail I seemed to have missed.
Mom: Are you sure that’s okay? Won’t they mark you retarded?
Me: … No. I think you mean tardy, Mom. D: