On Mother’s Day, I had left a card and chocolates for my mom to find in the morning. That morning, she had written us this note on the back of an old envelope:
Thanks for the card and chocolate. I know they are your precious!!! ^-^
Taste the milk before you drink. Is it turn bad? I taste it seems ok.

All I can think is gollum going “myy precciooussss”

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