Dirty talk
Posted on May 28, 2009 at 11:12am
Tonight my mother and I went to dinner. Upon leaving the restaurant, we noticed a cute little tabby cat laying on the dashboard on the inside of a car. We went over and said hi to the kitty, upon which we joked about how her own cat would sometimes sneak into her car if she leaves the door open unattended.
Me: Oh! Look at this cute little kitty in the car!
Mother: I wonder if they know he’s in the car?
Mother: Go back inside the restaurant and ask if anyone left their pussy in the car!!!!
after fits of laughter, I start to get into our car…
Mother: No! Seriously…
(couple walks past the car)
Mother: Maybe it’s their car! (rolls down our car window and points at the kitty-harboring car) HEY! Is that your car? Your pussy is out in the car!!!

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