I came over to my gf’s house one time and I had a stomachache. This is the conversation I had with her mother who is a nurse.
Girlfriend’s mom: Do you want something to eat?
Me: No, I’m not hungry.
Girlfriend’s mom: Why not?
Me: I’m not feeling well. My stomach really hurts…
Girlfriend’s mom: (Deep in thought) Ohhh… It’s probably you have problem with your intesticles.
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