Certainly not by my mother

Posted on June 19, 2009 at 01:10pm

Me: I don’t think I’m gonna do too well on my exams.
Mom (jokingly): You will do good on exams. Because if you don’t do good on exams, I will fuck you! Do you want to get fucked?!

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  • youdliketoknow
    Oh that's gold. "fuck" really does confuse the rest of the world, with the way it's used in English. But then we get gems like this :D
  • katenyc112
    HAAHAHAHAHAHA :) i laughed outloud for a good 2 minutes.
  • lambert_630
    weird and funny at the sametime... r u sure this aint one of those families that actually does it... haha... new topic... jk
  • xChrisyLove
    OH xD
    Are you canto?
    Cause in Canto. Grounded sounds like fuck.
  • hkbby
    ahahah yeah, but she doesnt know what grounding is yet, thank god ><
  • Munmun33
    AHAHAAHAHAH LMAO
    FYL!
  • einnoc
    I subscribed mainly because of this post. LOL
  • LMAO XD same here
  • grapeflavoredpain
    Too funny.I'm so glad that my mom has yet to learn American slang, let alone learn how to curse effectively (in English).
  • Angela
    Oh my god...that's disturbing.
  • Xander Skyrien
    LOL--that's the funniest MMIAF i've read yet!
  • Pat
    agree ...
  • hahahahaha wow.
  • Andy
    O.M.G. xD
    best not to explain to her what she actually said
  • o_________O wtf.
  • Tina
    Amazing how wide the gap is between "I will fuck you" and "I will fuck you up." Methinks the latter is more what this mom meant, heh.
  • I am plausible about which context she was using: as in abandoning or as in having sexual intercourse…
  • Aoede
    "Plausible" means "likely".


    :)
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