Certainly not by my mother

June 19, 2009

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Me: I don’t think I’m gonna do too well on my exams.
Mom (jokingly): You will do good on exams. Because if you don’t do good on exams, I will fuck you! Do you want to get fucked?!

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  • http://shao.pengguo.com/ Peng

    I am plausible about which context she was using: as in abandoning or as in having sexual intercourse…

  • Tina

    Amazing how wide the gap is between “I will fuck you” and “I will fuck you up.” Methinks the latter is more what this mom meant, heh.

  • http://dearvienna.tumblr.com joanne

    o_________O wtf.

  • Andy

    O.M.G. xD
    best not to explain to her what she actually said

  • http://www.amymok.com oh-serendipity

    hahahahaha wow.

  • Xander Skyrien

    LOL–that's the funniest MMIAF i've read yet!

  • Pat

    agree …

  • Angela

    Oh my god…that's disturbing.

  • grapeflavoredpain

    Too funny.I'm so glad that my mom has yet to learn American slang, let alone learn how to curse effectively (in English).

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    I subscribed mainly because of this post. LOL

  • Munmun33

    AHAHAAHAHAH LMAO
    FYL!

  • xChrisyLove

    OH xD
    Are you canto?
    Cause in Canto. Grounded sounds like fuck.

  • Aoede

    “Plausible” means “likely”.

    :)

  • mizgen17

    LMAO XD same here

  • hkbby

    ahahah yeah, but she doesnt know what grounding is yet, thank god ><

  • lambert_630

    weird and funny at the sametime… r u sure this aint one of those families that actually does it… haha… new topic… jk

  • katenyc112

    HAAHAHAHAHAHA :) i laughed outloud for a good 2 minutes.

  • youdliketoknow

    Oh that's gold. “fuck” really does confuse the rest of the world, with the way it's used in English. But then we get gems like this :D

  • youdliketoknow

    Oh that's gold. “fuck” really does confuse the rest of the world, with the way it's used in English. But then we get gems like this :D

  • bubenwang

    isnt incest illegal in the US?

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  • Penguinpie

    me three

  • Get Skinny, Go Vegan.

    Omg,
    …..too funny

  • notafob

    r u a boy or a girl????

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