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Posted on June 19, 2009 at 01:10pm

Me: I don’t think I’m gonna do too well on my exams.
Mom (jokingly): You will do good on exams. Because if you don’t do good on exams, I will fuck you! Do you want to get fucked?!

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Peng

I am plausible about which context she was using: as in abandoning or as in having sexual intercourse…

Aoede

"Plausible" means "likely".

:)

Tina

Amazing how wide the gap is between "I will fuck you" and "I will fuck you up." Methinks the latter is more what this mom meant, heh.

joanne

o_________O wtf.

Andy

O.M.G. xD
best not to explain to her what she actually said

oh-serendipity

hahahahaha wow.

Xander Skyrien

LOL--that's the funniest MMIAF i've read yet!

Pat

agree ...

Angela

Oh my god...that's disturbing.

grapeflavoredpain

Too funny.I'm so glad that my mom has yet to learn American slang, let alone learn how to curse effectively (in English).

einnoc

I subscribed mainly because of this post. LOL

mizgen17

LMAO XD same here

Munmun33

AHAHAAHAHAH LMAO
FYL!

xChrisyLove

OH xD
Are you canto?
Cause in Canto. Grounded sounds like fuck.

hkbby

ahahah yeah, but she doesnt know what grounding is yet, thank god ><

lambert_630

weird and funny at the sametime... r u sure this aint one of those families that actually does it... haha... new topic... jk

katenyc112

HAAHAHAHAHAHA :) i laughed outloud for a good 2 minutes.

youdliketoknow

Oh that's gold. "fuck" really does confuse the rest of the world, with the way it's used in English. But then we get gems like this :D

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