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Loading ...My mom likes to take notes on pop culture for future reference on whatever is close by, usually the mail. I channel flipped to Harry Potter and she asked me which one it was. I answered and she proceeded to jot it down:
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(248 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...I walk into the living room one day and find my mom standing in front of the coffee table shuffling her feet. She’s staring intently at her laptop screen with what appears to be a youtube exercise tutorial playing in the back. I ask her what she’s doing and she responds proudly, “The moonwalk!”
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(244 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5) Loading ...My mom posted this note for our pool guy so he wouldn’t dump dirty water into our garden. This is what she wrote…
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(582 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5) Loading ...My mom doesn’t want to get a tan, so she wears these when she drives. This picture was taken in the (sunless) early evening…. heading into Philly.
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(259 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...This is my mom talking trash to her American friend at the Olympics last year. Gotta love the Chinese flags and the peace signs!
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(263 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...My mom, instead of just telling me not to lock the screen door,
decided this message on a free post it note was more effective.
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(204 votes, average: 4.26 out of 5) Loading ...May u forgot to teach me how to text how come i dont have punctuaction
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(613 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...So about 10 minutes ago my mom got a notice from Sam’s club for the bill and she was so excited. I have never seen her so excited about a bill before. So I was curious and I looked over and saw a late fee for almost 125 dollars!
Me: Mom! Why didn’t you pay the bill!
Mom: Sam clup give me the free money!
Me: No, you have to PAY or else that fee will get higher.
Mom: What? I thought the late free?
Me: No FREE has an R, FEE means you have to pay.
Mom: Dang sam clup try to trick the asian people
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