August 2009

Please use your hand

August 24, 2009

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Dear Mihir Beta,

How are you doing? I am missing you. Keep healthy. Sleep well and eat well. Please call and talk for few minutes. You keep saying, “I got to go”. That is hurting. I would like to know what you are doing or how studying is going on. Do your best. Donot do too many things. This is the age to work hard and make your life. You have to make some sacrifices on some pleasures.

Donot get entangled with any girl. I know you want to have physical relationship with a girl. Please use your hand. It is safest way. For your stars only girl can give you problem now. I know all your friends have girl friend and you feel bad. Remember you will have a great life ahead of you. Donot accept any girl even if she comes to you. Just wait. Character is the most important thing in life.

Happy Diwali!!!!! for Friday. Pray to Divine Cosmic Energy to give you strength of mind, body and spirit.

My Blessings and Love to You,
Mom

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No happy endings

August 19, 2009

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Mom: i see…very good…. are you in the company now?

me: no im at home finishing lunch

Mom: any juicy story?

me: haha one of the guys I met in singapore likes mE

Mom: he ever in shanghai?

me: he says he wants to visit

Mom: he is a local?

me: singaporian yes

Mom: well…i guess no happy ending, haha

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Dear Alex,

Happy EASTER DAY!

Some info share with you.

*Don’t use Micwave(not often).
*Don’t close Micwave (at least 6 feet away) when you use micwave.
*Don’t take too many kind of Vitamins( you still youth, not necessary), because cause your kisneys has burdon, not good for your Kisneys.

1)—-NOTH CAN STOP THE MAN WITH THE RIGHT MENTAL ATTITUDE FROM A CHIEVING HAS GOAL. NOTHING ON EARTH CAN HELP THE MAN WITH THE WRONG ATTITUDE. —-THOMAS JEFFERSON—–

2) —NOTHING IS GOOD OR BAD BUT OUR THINKING MAKE IT SO.—-SHAKESPEARE—-

3)—WE MUST DO THE BEST WE CAN WITH WHAT WE HAVE.—-EDWARD ROWLANDSILL—

4) —IF YOU DON’T LIKE SOMETHING, CHANGE IT, IF YOU CAN’T CHANGE IT, CHANGE YOUR ALLITUDE, DON’T COMPLAIN.—–MAYA ANGELOU—–

5) – YOU MAY DELAY, BUT TIME WILL NOT.–FORLANKERLIN—

6) Bill Gtes likes asks a questions when he interview youth for job.

HOW WOULD YOU MOVE FUJI MOUNTAIN?
Bill Gates said the question is no answear, he wondering understand How are the Youth thinking.

Did you read a book Name ”HOW WOULD YOU MOVE FUJI”?

I love you forever

Mom

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International smoothies

August 8, 2009

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As we’re passing Jamba Juice, where the sign is very obviously displayed:

Mom: “Do you want to go to Jamaica Juice?”

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Mom:  (in Vietnamese) What’s the name of that boy who’s half Japanese that you’re seeing?
Me: Eliot.
Mom: (repeats in English) AAAALien. I call him ET.

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