When boyfriends become extra-terrestrial

August 5, 2009

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Mom:  (in Vietnamese) What’s the name of that boy who’s half Japanese that you’re seeing?
Me: Eliot.
Mom: (repeats in English) AAAALien. I call him ET.

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  • crsfc

    I actually think this might not be fobbish. The kid from ET was named Elliot. This mom gets a pass in my book.

  • http://www.audrizzle.com skweeds

    Whether or not it's fobbish, I LOL'ed. Picturing anybody's mother saying that is a riot.

  • Dahlia

    My mom called my boyfriend shrimp. ): Because his name was Tom. And Tom with a carat over the O means shrimp. Sad part was that he never understood her so he thought she was insulting him. -_-; When he told her to stop, she started to call him bamboo because she was 5 feet tall and he was 6'2″ XD

  • http://www.brochuresprintingonline.com/ Louise | Brochure Printing

    I thought mom called her Alien because Eliot and alien sounded a bit similar.. Oh well. This may not be fob-ish but it sure is funny (and odd, :D )

  • http://fairlyodd.wordpress.com Frances Bean

    I lol'd

  • lifebleedsmotion

    OMG!! I thought *MY* fobby parents were the only ones who gave strange nicknames.

    hahahahhaha, too funny!

  • http://girlandcity.com SassyGirl

    My mom calls my friend “Ashu” ACHOO. And she makes the sneezing sound!

  • whatisyourfob

    AHAHAH that's hilarious.. how your mom changed nicknames from Shrimp to Bamboo.. neither of which I think he appreciated lol

  • erinlou

    My fobby mom exclusively deals in nicknames… she has several hundred for my brother. Ex. “beep bop” and “sing sing”

  • erinlou

    My fobby mom exclusively deals in nicknames… she has several hundred for my brother. Ex. “beep bop” and “sing sing”

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  • Wendy Bermudez

    OMFG THIS ONE HAD ME DYING WITH LAUGHTER!! My niece’s name is Elliott and my mom calls her the exact same thing “E.T!” What makes it funnier to me is we’re Hispanic, and she does the exact same thing! LOVE IT!!  

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