My Mom is a Fob

Phygio Kim

Posted on September 29, 2009 at 01:00pm

Here’s how my mom wrote our physiologist’s name in her phone book.

scoring with the chicks

Posted on September 23, 2009 at 11:53am

Car dealer: You can get a lot of chicks with this car.
Mom: Why would he want a chicken?

A refitgisirator afterthought

Posted on September 21, 2009 at 06:44am

Dad & MOM are going to vacation, Please take good care of yourself. Drive safe & go home early, when you are cooking don’t forget to turn the stove off, keep  check all the door before going out & sleep. of course don’t forget PRETZEL he need all of you to love & give him food & water… OH..oh..OH..ohhhhhhh….. I  L O V E YOUUUuuuuUUUUuuuuUUUUuuu  too ( need food check the refitgisrator I had food to feed you).

I LOVE YOU

Lovely 
M O M

pain in the bud

Posted on September 15, 2009 at 02:58am

wa! Enjoy your room and have a wonderful school year.

my bud is hurting. I spilled some very hot water on my body when I sat on my seat in my office trying to make some tea on this Tuesday morning. It hurts a lot at the moment, and very red for a while on my thighs, then every thing seemed fine. I started to feel hurt this morning at the bottom because some skin peeled off – probably because it was wounded and then I sat too much. Haaaaaaaaa! Now I cannot sit on that side at all.

Be careful, don’t make any stupid mistake as I did.

Have a good night.

Love, Mom

Homeless Robots

Posted on September 12, 2009 at 02:35pm

Mom: Hey, when are you having kids?
Me: What? Why?
Mom: You need to have a plan! When a machine gets too old they don’t bear good fruit.
Me: Mom, machines don’t bear fruit.
Mom: And make sure you have smart kids. If they’re dumb, I’ll put them in recycling bin.
Me: …what are they going to recycle as?
Mom: I don’t know. Homeless.

Inappropriate dinner conversation

Posted on September 7, 2009 at 04:56am

*eating dinner*
Sister : Gloria, did you want some fish?
me : No thanks, I don’t like this type of fish… it has the weird black gooey skin with it.
Sister : really? It’s really good for you, it’s cod fish.
Me: errr no thanks…
Mom : WHAT? YOU DONT LIKE BLACK COCK?
*sister and I started laughing like crazy*
Mom: What’s so funny? Nobody likes black cock?

smiley hearts

Posted on September 3, 2009 at 11:25pm

Chris,

Got the share of your first paycheck. It means a lot that knowing you recognize that I have tried to set as a role model for your all and impact the good quality of the personality through your life.
It is very sweet indeed and make me smile all day.
Feel sweet smile in my heart!

mom

LOL!

Posted on September 3, 2009 at 04:20am

Dear Felicia:

How are you doing? Back to school always exited, right ? say hi to your lovely girl freinds and all those sticky boys for me lol ,ahhh, i like this word lol, it looks like somebody hands a ball to me. Capital LOL likes people are kicking a ball. Lol like a ball find a hole to slip away from cage (this is what i feel when i drove you to airport), lOl looks like I am squeezing Chang Yi’s cheeks. lOL Ahhh…….. I am leaning on a comfortable cushion…….ahhhhhhh…………………….

Love,
Mom