Homeless Robots

Posted on September 12, 2009 at 02:35pm

Mom: Hey, when are you having kids?
Me: What? Why?
Mom: You need to have a plan! When a machine gets too old they don’t bear good fruit.
Me: Mom, machines don’t bear fruit.
Mom: And make sure you have smart kids. If they’re dumb, I’ll put them in recycling bin.
Me: …what are they going to recycle as?
Mom: I don’t know. Homeless.

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  • uj
    love that she recycles rather than "throws away". leave it to the fobby mom to no "waste"
  • Vinnie
    LOL. Recycle kids, she says. xD
  • Mandy
    LMFAOOOOO. I couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes.
  • whatisyourfob
    hahah that one is sharp.
  • Tk
  • sdfsdf
    HAHA! that's hilarious. you're mom's pretty quick on her feet sometimes.
  • mshybiscus
    Haha, she's actually pretty witty...though I'm not sure if she does it on purpose, haha. Love my mom!
  • yapyapenstein
    She's 100% on the money.
  • matthui
    Homeless!
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