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Loading ...This is a text sent from my mom to my sister, sent completely out of the blue at 12:21 a.m.:
you can not give people a pillow. must be two
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October 2009
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(174 votes, average: 3.90 out of 5) Loading ...*On Gchat*
Mom: ok, study hard. ttyl =3 (I don’t know how to do that heart thing???)
I then proceeded to teach her how to make a “<3″ heart instead of a “=3″ penis looking thing.
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(531 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...I went home this weekend and my mom proudly told me about how, when she found out knitting needles weren’t allowed on a plane, she decided to modify chopsticks instead. Not going to let rules against sharp objects get in the way of her in-flight activities.
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(She meant “envelopes” if that wasn’t clear!)
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(146 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5) Loading ...Why do you post “boston deal of a day” everyday? It is so boring. Please do not do it anymore. Don’t you have a midterm in this week? When you finish your midterm you should finish Boston university and Tufts secondary application, because they are in Boston area, it is easy to go interviewing. You do not need to book ticket and hotel.
Now, you are like a salmon in the ocean trying to swim bravely and courageously to the upper stream accomplishing your mission.
Best wishes
Mom
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(349 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...So my mom was complaining about the pile of stuffed animals I had sitting on the corner of my dresser, and decided to dust them off and put them in the porch to sun for a while because they were getting musty. Then she decided to take pictures and send them to the entire extended family. Note the file name of the single teddy bear.
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Here’s the email she sent:
Jennifer has 26 babies. They are either beanny or puffy, tiny or huge, cuty or scary, fancy or simply. She just wants to keep them even now she is a medical school student. Specially the beanny cow which is the first beanny baby she got from grandma.
Today is a sun shine day. I brought all her babies to the porch to get the sun and fresh air.
What a big and happy family!
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Here’s a nice little message from my mom about leftovers. In case you can’t read because of the bad quality:
The ribes is in the rice cooker. (small one) “red one”
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(187 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5) Loading ...the USC Trojans steamrollered my Cal Bears at our homecoming game this weekend, 30-3. i went to the game. my mom knows I managed to get tickets. the next night, however, facebook chat pops up:
(11:40pm) MOM: my dear
(11:45pm) ME: yes mother
(11:45pm) MOM: the Bear lost to Trojan
(11:45pm) ME: i was there mother
(11:45pm) MOM: big loss
(11:45pm) ME: i was there mother
but thank you for reminding me
(11:46pm) MOM:Trojan seems to be very powerful
looks like private college have an upper hand
(11:47pm) UCLA lost to Stanford
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(286 votes, average: 4.65 out of 5) Loading ...We are driving to lunch just me and mom as I play some music in my car really low.
MOM: You can turn it louder if u want.
Me: You don’t like this music mom.
MOM: Yes I do.
Me: No you don’t, it’s rap.
MOM: I like the rap. Who is that? Ice cream?
Me: No, his name is Ice Cube.
MOM: Yea, I like the Ice Cube and Ice Cream together!
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