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Rubbing in the Loss

Posted on October 7, 2009 at 01:34pm

the USC Trojans steamrollered my Cal Bears at our homecoming game this weekend, 30-3. i went to the game. my mom knows I managed to get tickets. the next night, however, facebook chat pops up:

(11:40pm) MOM: my dear

(11:45pm) ME: yes mother

(11:45pm) MOM: the Bear lost to Trojan

(11:45pm) ME: i was there mother

(11:45pm) MOM: big loss

(11:45pm) ME: i was there mother
but thank you for reminding me

(11:46pm) MOM:Trojan seems to be very powerful
looks like private college have an upper hand
(11:47pm) UCLA lost to Stanford

Tags: berkeley, cal, football, school, uc berkeley, usc

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Jeanne!

OUCH. Although it's kinda cool how your mom follows the Pac 10.

Jaye

Yes, my dad couldn't resist repeating the final score over and over. I think it was his attempt at showing interest in my interests.

Ah well. Go Bears anyway! Beat fUCLA! ;)

Andrew

Ask MOM for some extra dough so you can go to $tanford.

http://www.freebie-link.com/

Tell your mom you wanna go to Stanford.

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woot! go stanford

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woot! go stanford

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woot! go stanford

rose

if your mom can use facebook and facebook chat, she doesnt count as a fob..

Quen

Some random old asian dude at the jap restaurant kept telling me that Cal lost as well (coz I was wearing a sweatshirt with CAL on it)- it was so funny that parents and old people try to relate to us through their knowledge of football :]

Aryeo

Fight on, USC!

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