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Posted on October 15, 2009 at 10:56am

Why do you post “boston deal of a day” everyday? It is so boring. Please do not do it anymore. Don’t you have a midterm in this week? When you finish your midterm you should finish Boston university and Tufts secondary application, because they are in Boston area, it is easy to go interviewing. You do not need to book ticket and hotel.

Now, you are like a salmon in the ocean trying to swim bravely and courageously to the upper stream accomplishing your mission.

Best wishes
Mom

Tags: midterms, words of wisdom

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Chris

hahaha my friend posted this blog on facebook and i was reading this after i just woke up, lying in bed. what a great amazing way to start the day XD

i love this blog, and your mom!

Quin

Sounds exactly like my mom. For law school :]

ginger

med school?

Xenobiologista

A salmon's mission in bravely swimming upstream: GET LAID. Haha I don't think that was what the mom intended.

chainese

Not to mention that it dies from exhaustion afterwards...

photocache

I just discovered your blog (thru sfgate dot com). I read up on the past posts and I was laughing my head off. Great blog.

Teresa Wu

thank you! :)

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