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November 2009
(329 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...My mom loves her Facebook applications so much she checks them everyday. One day after school my mom wasn’t home yet, but I found this note on my dresser.
The note reads: “Alanna, if I’m not home at 5′ O Clock p.m. please check my Cafe World and click my cook food okay. I love you. Thanks_!”
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(149 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5) Loading ...My mom giving choir class to my dog Garu:
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(334 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5) Loading ...Today, I was wrapping some Nike Dunks, a birthday present for a friend, when my mom came into my room with a handful of gaudy smiley face napkins. She claimed that the napkins’ colors matched the shoes perfectly, and that the smileys would make my friend “happy happy”. She then proceeded to fold little flowers out of them and stuck them in the tops of the shoes before wrapping them. She’s cute. And has an eagle eye for color.
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(176 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5) Loading ...I tried to explain to my mom that mymomisafob.com pokes fun at our fobby moms in an endearing, cute kind of way. Apparently, she didn’t get it. I received this email from her:
Suddenly, I was thinking….actually is from Sat. I was talking to your sister, why didn’t you girls stated a club or ? to honor your Fab parents ( instead of laughing at them…). Where there is place, people would share their funny or things up and down that happened with their Asian moms or dads….must be a positive site, encouraging…because i always think all you guys including the parents are not really appreciate or understanding well with each other …even their children grown up or we getting old, we all still have the same attitude and thinking …….no wonder Jesus said ” how long should I stay with you and put up with you ? “….for we all not lisen to him………..Jesus is the only way…… Wai, hope you continue to inspire us…….. We love you! -mom. xoxoxo………………………this is Fab
*note: by “fab,” she really means “fob.”
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(494 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: how do i make happy face?
Me: I think on your phone you press 1 over and over again to get each symbol
Mom: 11111111111111111111111111111
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Suffice to say, my mother had a rather unfortunate experience on Google this morning.
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