Time/Space Conundrum
Posted on November 29, 2009 at 10:46pm
Archive for November, 2009
On the Grocery Shopping List
Posted on November 28, 2009 at 01:16pm
Tags: butter, food, groceries, grocery shopping, misspellings, shopping
Filed Under: Photo
And You Thought You Were Into Farmville
Posted on November 26, 2009 at 12:23am
My mom loves her Facebook applications so much she checks them everyday. One day after school my mom wasn’t home yet, but I found this note on my dresser.
The note reads: “Alanna, if I’m not home at 5′ O Clock p.m. please check my Cafe World and click my cook food okay. I love you. Thanks_!”
Singing Lessons… for the Dog
Posted on November 23, 2009 at 11:26pm
My mom giving choir class to my dog Garu:
Happy Dunks!
Posted on November 15, 2009 at 06:44pm
Today, I was wrapping some Nike Dunks, a birthday present for a friend, when my mom came into my room with a handful of gaudy smiley face napkins. She claimed that the napkins’ colors matched the shoes perfectly, and that the smileys would make my friend “happy happy”. She then proceeded to fold little flowers out of them and stuck them in the tops of the shoes before wrapping them. She’s cute. And has an eagle eye for color.
Tags: cute moms, fobby moms, happy faces, napkins, nike dunks
Start a Fab Club
Posted on November 10, 2009 at 03:07am
I tried to explain to my mom that mymomisafob.com pokes fun at our fobby moms in an endearing, cute kind of way. Apparently, she didn’t get it. I received this email from her:
Suddenly, I was thinking….actually is from Sat. I was talking to your sister, why didn’t you girls stated a club or ? to honor your Fab parents ( instead of laughing at them…). Where there is place, people would share their funny or things up and down that happened with their Asian moms or dads….must be a positive site, encouraging…because i always think all you guys including the parents are not really appreciate or understanding well with each other …even their children grown up or we getting old, we all still have the same attitude and thinking …….no wonder Jesus said ” how long should I stay with you and put up with you ? “….for we all not lisen to him………..Jesus is the only way…… Wai, hope you continue to inspire us…….. We love you! -mom. xoxoxo………………………this is Fab
*note: by “fab,” she really means “fob.”
Tags: fob, misunderstanding, mymomisafob.com
Filed Under: E-mails
Lessons in Emoticons
Posted on November 8, 2009 at 01:13pm
Mom: how do i make happy face?
Me: I think on your phone you press 1 over and over again to get each symbol
Mom: 11111111111111111111111111111
Tags: emoticons, technology
Filed Under: Text message
Freudian Flight
Posted on November 5, 2009 at 09:35am
Suffice to say, my mother had a rather unfortunate experience on Google this morning.
Tags: freudian slip, misspellings, sex, vagina
Filed Under: Conversations
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