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Posted on November 18, 2009 at 10:05pm

Tags: phone, voicemail

Filed Under: Phone calls

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Chris

"Call me back, I'm grandma.."

bahahaa

Marquizzo

"Did I mention I'm your grandma?"

joe

i'm the one who submitted this, and i thought you would like to know my grandmother is 96 years old!

hartono

is she saying "joe, it's grandma" or "yo, it's grandma"?

joe

"joe, it's grandma"

Rebecca

Aww, you shouldn't have ruined my first impression- I thought she said "Yo" at the beginning, too.

katenyc112

same! damn.

Catherine

so cute.

bayareapinay

THAT WAS TOO CUTE!

Jen

awww how cute. Your grandma speaks very good English. I hope Joe went out to dinner with grandma.

joe

yes, i went to dinner with her. ^_^

jiaching

clearly FOB. not just because of the oh-so-cute accent, but because she's speaking ENGLISH at all! The FOB-iest behaviors are observable in those that are having to bridge the gap b/t their native cultures and their pathetic 2G spawn who can't understand jack!

serena_lee

my popo is 88 (she lies and says she's only 75) and my boyfriend played this for me through the phone and i was like WTF WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO MY GRANDMOTHER WITHOUT ME o.O i swear she sounds exactly the same.... she's not from shanghai is she? lol

Vinnie

*thought she said "yo" too* xD
But LOL @ "I'm grandma."

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