Archive for December, 2009

Ride the Girls

Posted on December 31, 2009 at 11:24am

I was hanging out w/ two female friends in my living room, and my mom sent me a text message right before going to bed:

“Do you also have to ride the girls back? you need to drive extra carefully. I need to sleep now.”

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Internet Proficiency

Posted on December 28, 2009 at 07:49pm

Me: What browser are you using?
Mom: Google.
Me: Google is not a browser. Are you using Internet Explorer?
Mom: Yes, I’m using the internet.
Me: *sigh*

Mom and Tree

Posted on December 25, 2009 at 12:54am

My mom and her (economical) Christmas tree:

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Grocery-Turned-Christmas List

Posted on December 25, 2009 at 12:45am

This is my mommy’s grocery … I mean Christmas list!

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Candy Chomp, Chomp!

Posted on December 20, 2009 at 04:26am

Hi Elizabeth,

How are you doing? How is your paper coming along? I miss you~~~~. How are you surviving the below freezing weather in Boston? It’s so cold here, too, with the temperature hovering around 38 F~. I am very sleepy at work, staring at & trying to read these boring scientific progress reports—. Only thing I can do is eat MORE chocolates. I have Christmas colored peanut M&Ms, mini 3 Musketeers mint dark chocolate, mini Twix bars & Dove mint silky milk chocolate squares~~~. I also had those mint M&M, but I ate them all-gobbled them down-chomp, chomp!.
I hope you are not following my example and be good, eating healthy snacks. :) ;)
Love you & miss you.

Love,
Mom

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Coupon Clipping Fail

Posted on December 16, 2009 at 11:21am

I went home this past weekend to visit my parents.  My mom told me she cut some coupons this week for us to use for grocery shopping. Turns out they’re not coupons, just advertisements.  Thanks for trying, Mom!

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Delicious This, Delicious That

Posted on December 10, 2009 at 03:29pm

While using “delicious” to describe food isn’t technically wrong, I don’t think my mom ever figured out that we don’t use it that often.

Driving on the freeway a truck cuts me off horribly:

Me: What the fuck, asshole.
Mom: Jin, forgive him.  He’s carrying delicious salmon.  People who deliver delicious food are never bad people.

Gossip Woman

Posted on December 5, 2009 at 04:59pm

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The Park Closes

Posted on December 3, 2009 at 05:16pm

In order to leave enough room for me to pull into the garage, my mom leaves my dad this note.

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Momma’s Bling Bling

Posted on December 1, 2009 at 11:53am

Commenting on the reflection from the large beads on her off-yellow sandals …

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