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Loading ...I was hanging out w/ two female friends in my living room, and my mom sent me a text message right before going to bed:
“Do you also have to ride the girls back? you need to drive extra carefully. I need to sleep now.”
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(210 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...Me: What browser are you using?
Mom: Google.
Me: Google is not a browser. Are you using Internet Explorer?
Mom: Yes, I’m using the internet.
Me: *sigh*
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(339 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...My mom and her (economical) Christmas tree:
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(165 votes, average: 2.21 out of 5) Loading ...This is my mommy’s grocery … I mean Christmas list!
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(173 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5) Loading ...Hi Elizabeth,
How are you doing? How is your paper coming along? I miss you~~~~. How are you surviving the below freezing weather in Boston? It’s so cold here, too, with the temperature hovering around 38 F~. I am very sleepy at work, staring at & trying to read these boring scientific progress reports—. Only thing I can do is eat MORE chocolates. I have Christmas colored peanut M&Ms, mini 3 Musketeers mint dark chocolate, mini Twix bars & Dove mint silky milk chocolate squares~~~. I also had those mint M&M, but I ate them all-gobbled them down-chomp, chomp!.
I hope you are not following my example and be good, eating healthy snacks. 
;)
Love you & miss you.
Love,
Mom
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(543 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...I went home this past weekend to visit my parents. My mom told me she cut some coupons this week for us to use for grocery shopping. Turns out they’re not coupons, just advertisements. Thanks for trying, Mom!
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(294 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5) Loading ...While using “delicious” to describe food isn’t technically wrong, I don’t think my mom ever figured out that we don’t use it that often.
Driving on the freeway a truck cuts me off horribly:
Me: What the fuck, asshole.
Mom: Jin, forgive him. He’s carrying delicious salmon. People who deliver delicious food are never bad people.
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(100 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...In order to leave enough room for me to pull into the garage, my mom leaves my dad this note.
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(339 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5) Loading ...Commenting on the reflection from the large beads on her off-yellow sandals …
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