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Loading ...My mother stalks my Facebook sometimes. She decided to very publicly inform me about the fact that I left my retainer at home when I went off to college:
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January 2010
(187 votes, average: 1.82 out of 5) Loading ... (106 votes, average: 4.09 out of 5) Loading ...subject: when you have period, sprot drink + warm water
when you have period do not keeping on taking pain killer because it will hurt
your kindney in the long run. I heard a lady keep on taking Pain Killer when
she has period come and now she needs to wash her kindney and she is not 30 yet!
if you have headach or period please mix the sport drink with warm water
and the ratio is 1 to 1 or 1 to 2 and the result is much better than pain killer!
Loves
Mom
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(191 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5) Loading ...My mom was packing some of my old things into boxes. We got the boxes from the grocery store. This one originally contained some kind of “bagged” food. It now contains fragile items, I think.
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(293 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...My mom and I were eating at a Denny’s a while back, and the following conversation ensued.
Mom: I’d like a cock.
Waitress: Um … a Coke?
Me: Yes, she would like a Coke.
Mom: Yes. A cock.
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(259 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...Just taught my mom how to use e-mail yesterday. Here’s her first valiant attempt:
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(300 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5) Loading ...My mom is telling me how we should be saving money. This is what her email said:
Yes, we are.
Keep going for 2010 so that we can save more for your and JK’s future.
Be a good squirrel ready for ice age.
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(157 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5) Loading ...My dear daughter,
Da Ju Ju will pick you up at airport. either drive you to Hotel in Taipei or take high speed train. We need to know your fright number as soon as possible.
Mom
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January 16, 2010
Just a slight Facebook misunderstanding:
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