Posted on January 30, 2010 at 06:01pm
My mother stalks my Facebook sometimes. She decided to very publicly inform me about the fact that I left my retainer at home when I went off to college:
Tags: Facebook, orthodontist, retainer, teeth
Filed Under: Facebook
Posted on January 26, 2010 at 11:43am
subject: when you have period, sprot drink + warm water
when you have period do not keeping on taking pain killer because it will hurt
your kindney in the long run. I heard a lady keep on taking Pain Killer when
she has period come and now she needs to wash her kindney and she is not 30 yet!
if you have headach or period please mix the sport drink with warm water
and the ratio is 1 to 1 or 1 to 2 and the result is much better than pain killer!
Loves
Mom
Tags: drugs, menstruation, pain killers, period
Filed Under: E-mails
Posted on January 22, 2010 at 07:22pm
My mom was packing some of my old things into boxes. We got the boxes from the grocery store. This one originally contained some kind of “bagged” food. It now contains fragile items, I think.
Filed Under: Photo
Posted on January 16, 2010 at 11:55pm
Just a slight Facebook misunderstanding:
Tags: Facebook, facebook comments, wall posts
Filed Under: Uncategorized
Posted on January 15, 2010 at 03:54pm
My mom and I were eating at a Denny’s a while back, and the following conversation ensued.
Mom: I’d like a cock.
Waitress: Um … a Coke?
Me: Yes, she would like a Coke.
Mom: Yes. A cock.
Tags: cock, coke, eating, freudian slip, restaurants
Filed Under: Conversations
Posted on January 13, 2010 at 12:46pm
Just taught my mom how to use e-mail yesterday. Here’s her first valiant attempt:
Posted on January 11, 2010 at 12:38pm
My mom is telling me how we should be saving money. This is what her email said:
Yes, we are.
Keep going for 2010 so that we can save more for your and JK’s future.
Be a good squirrel ready for ice age.
Posted on January 11, 2010 at 12:36pm
My dear daughter,
Da Ju Ju will pick you up at airport. either drive you to Hotel in Taipei or take high speed train. We need to know your fright number as soon as possible.
Mom
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