A couple of years ago my family went to a plane show where there were people in the army next to jets and fun stuff like that. It was a particularly hot day and these army men were wearing their full suits. We were already looking at one of the jets when this exchange happened:
Mom: I feel so hot for you! It is very hot weather today!
Soldier: Uh, thanks…
What she really meant was “You must be hot in your uniform.” And the soldier was pretty creeped out.

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