One Cock, Please

January 15, 2010

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My mom and I were eating at a Denny’s a while back, and the following conversation ensued.

Mom: I’d like a cock.
Waitress: Um … a Coke?
Me: Yes, she would like a Coke.
Mom: Yes. A cock.

Tagged as: cock, coke, eating, freudian slip, restaurants

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My mom literally cited this exact same case to me! They must read the same Chinese newspaper
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How… embarassing. Poor you =P
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How… embarassing. Poor you =P
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