Money is Like Water

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Posted on January 25, 2010 at 04:46pm

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(118 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)

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spaceflower

Do all Asian parents deliver weird, quasi-Confucian aphorisms? My mom - who, bless her heart, hates being cerebral - is a metaphor machine. I dunno what happened there.

ETA: HAHA, I think fash smasher mcgoo is right; my mom gets it from the newspaper. Fack.
jessica

omg, i think we have the same mom.
fash smasher mcgoo

my mom cited the EXACT same case to me! They must have been reading the same Chinese newspaper.
Ethnic Avenue

I like that being careful with money only comes in second to "being safe" with your life! Very Chinese-style thriftiness.

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