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February 2010
(296 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...My mom just learned to text the day before:
Dear d Sure i wil meet you at time 7p square soon no 7p it is a tzphgg typing earror soppps Oh i give up
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(335 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...My boyfriend and I came home from college for Chinese New Year to see this waiting for us in the driveway. My mom says she made it, which most likely means she made my dad build it for her while she stood watching from the window.
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(136 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5) Loading ...Dear YY & Ting Ting,
MAY TIOUM DA ZIY SHOUT~~~SHUM, MAY GUE ZEN DE THRAI~~~LEE, JANME
MEIY DE DEE YI GIOU HOUAW~~~, JIEU ZI KOUM SI, KOUM SI , KOUM
SI~~~~~
KOUM SI, KOUM SI, KOUM SI NE YA~, KOUM SI, KOUM SI, KOUM SI NE.
KOUN SI FA XYI
Mom sing a song to you
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(149 votes, average: 3.09 out of 5) Loading ...I live in a different state from my family so when my sister was in labor, my mom was texting me from the hospital after my nephew was born and after exclaiming how big/heavy a baby he was, I jokingly typed to my mom:
“Prolly has a big head, that’s why!”
My mom texts me back soon after:
“Who’s ‘Prolly’ ?”
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I look into the refrigerator and see a big brown paper bag and ask my mom what’s in it.
Me: What’s in the bag?
Mom: Oranges for Chinese New Year. Did I spell ‘touch’ right? T-O-U-C-H right?
Me: Yeah you spelled ‘touch’ right but you spelled oranges wrong…
Mom: (pronouncing oranges with a chinese accent) Or-an-gee. What’s the right spelling then?
Me: You spelled Oregon. That’s a place!
Mom: OH, HAHAHA. Fix it before your siblings eat all the oranges!!
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(155 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5) Loading ...This is a quote from a Gchat conversation with my mom about my tattoo and what my jichan (grandpa) thinks about it:
you are made to so pretty and beautiful, the tatoo ruin your value. that’s what jicchan think
and only yakuza get tatoo
(Yakuza is the Japanese mafia.)
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(168 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...I got this text from my mom after tennis practice:
Hi emily i just want to hi to you Hi and hope your team will score love mommy do you
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