Eating the State

February 7, 2010

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dont-touch-oranges

I look into the refrigerator and see a big brown paper bag and ask my mom what’s in it.
Me: What’s in the bag?
Mom: Oranges for Chinese New Year. Did I spell ‘touch’ right? T-O-U-C-H right?
Me: Yeah you spelled ‘touch’ right but you spelled oranges wrong…
Mom: (pronouncing oranges with a chinese accent) Or-an-gee. What’s the right spelling then?
Me: You spelled Oregon. That’s a place!
Mom: OH, HAHAHA. Fix it before your siblings eat all the oranges!!

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    I would have guessed oregano–the seasoning.

  • http://www.ethnicavenue.com/ Ethnic Avenue

    I would have guessed oregano–the seasoning.

  • http://www.ethnicavenue.com/ Ethnic Avenue

    I would have guessed oregano–the seasoning.

  • zoid

    Isn't oregano a lot smaller, though?

  • http://www.ethnicavenue.com/ Ethnic Avenue

    It could be a big sack of it.

  • Haru

    Thank you for saving my home state! I'm eternally grateful! XD

  • shnnntam

    Don't be too grateful, we'll be eating you on the fourteenth. Although, some oregons will be decorated around the house, but then they'll be eaten sooner or later anyways. BWAHAHAHA

  • Haru

    Thank you for saving my home state! I'm eternally grateful! XD

  • shnnntam

    Don't be too grateful, we'll be eating you on the fourteenth. Although, some oregons will be decorated around the house, but then they'll be eaten sooner or later anyways. BWAHAHAHA

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  • katiek

    That is the best response to a spelling mistake I've ever seen on the site. “Fix it before your siblings eat all the oranges!” As if they'd eat an entire bag of Oregon but not a bag of oranges.

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