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Loading ...It snowed a ton in New York not too long ago, and my mom, who is from California had this to say on me making a snowman, via her new favorite form of communication, text message:
Mom: Exciting! Try to make a female snowman!
Me: Will do mom
Mom: Take a picture of it! Make sure the cup size is 40 DDD!
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(184 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5) Loading ...So I went with my family to a buffet where I had a dodgy oyster and ended up hurling in the bathroom. The restaurant’s manager came out to talk to apologize to my parents while I had gone to the bathroom and when I came out, the most epic conversation with my mom ensued:
Mom: Ohh the manager came to talk to us. He said he was lesbian.
Me: Huh? You mean gay, right? He’s male…
Mom: No no, lesbian. He said he was from the Middle East.
Me: OHHHH!! You mean hes LEBANESE.
Mom: Yeah! Lesbian!
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