Lesbians of the Middle East

March 1, 2010

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So I went with my family to a buffet where I had a dodgy oyster and ended up hurling in the bathroom. The restaurant’s manager came out to talk to apologize to my parents while I had gone to the bathroom and when I came out, the most epic conversation with my mom ensued:

Mom: Ohh the manager came to talk to us. He said he was lesbian.
Me: Huh? You mean gay, right? He’s male…
Mom: No no, lesbian. He said he was from the Middle East.
Me: OHHHH!! You mean hes LEBANESE.
Mom: Yeah! Lesbian!

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    Ah, the classic “lesbian/Lebanese” confusion. Very similar to the “thespian/lesbian” debacle of old. :o )

  • mortalandpester

    When I was a little girl, I thought they meant the same thing. When my friend told me her mom was Lebanese, I took it in stride, because my older sister is a lesbian and it was just never a big deal in our family… but let me tell you, I got REALLY confused when I overheard my friend's mom telling my mom how much she liked Lebanese MEN!

  • mortalandpester

    When I was a little girl, I thought they meant the same thing. When my friend told me her mom was Lebanese, I took it in stride, because my older sister is a lesbian and it was just never a big deal in our family… but let me tell you, I got REALLY confused when I overheard my friend's mom telling my mom how much she liked Lebanese MEN!

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