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Posted on March 3, 2010 at 07:14pm

I was at a college career fair and was in the midst of an engaging conversation with the admissions officer of the school I was MOST interested in.

Mom: Oh…I see…Well, will my daughter be about to afford this prostitution?
About a second later:
Me: INSTITUTION?!?!
Admissions officer: Well, yes, we have a lot of … scholarships … though there ARE nice jobs on campus you can take to support yourself.

Tags: college admissions, colleges, prostitution, scholarships

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Haha! That's hilarious. I bet you're not the only one retelling this story-- that admissions officer probably had a laugh about it with his office buddies for a while. :o)
Small Burst

LMAO. My mom is a FOB too and can appreciate these types of comments. Thanks god mom has never confused Prostitution and Institution...in public.
celestialorigin

LMAO! Haven't read anything this funny for the longest time! Really, I've read this several times already and am still laughing my head off. I'd better send a link to to my son!
Bina

LOL, very memorable. If I were that admissions officer, that would definitely be the highlight of my day and I'd remember you :)

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