Saturday, March 27, 2010

Fobby Cake Wreck

March 27, 2010

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Recently it was my birthday, and we rarely celebrate birthdays in my family. In fact, up until the actual day, my mom was telling her friends the wrong date and age. Thus, when my mom told me she got me a birthday cake to celebrate my birthday, I was quite shocked. She tells me she drove all the way to Chinatown to custom order the cake. Here is the cake in all its wonder:

Cake

Notice that it says “Happy Birthday Jess.” My name is Jeff, not Jess. Thanks, Mom.

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There was a snowstorm at school, and my mom called to check up on me.

Mom: Did you get home ok last night?
Me: The weather was bad; I didn’t want to go all the way back to my dorm, so I slept over in Travis’ room.
Mom: WHAT?!
Me: It’s ok, Mom! You know that Travis is gay. Nothing happened.
Mom: Oh ok good.
a minute later…..
Mom: So….can the gay still get you pregnant?

And on a separate occasion:

Mom: How is Travis? What is he doing for the holiday?
Me: He’s good! He’s going to spend break with his new boyfriend.
Mom: Oh….is Travis’ boyfriend gay too?

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