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Loading ...My mom politely sent me a “thank you” email for helping her edit a letter she wrote.
Subject: halp me to take look the grammartic errors
Body:
Hello kid,
Thanks! for editing for me.
Mom
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(180 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5) Loading ...After a recent screening colonoscopy, I asked my mom if she was got to see her intestines on the TV screen during the procedure.
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(280 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5) Loading ...Me: Hey mom, do you want to go see How to Train a Dragon?
Mom: Why? I don’t have dragon!?
Me: Mom, it’s a movie…
Mom: So? I still don’t have dragon!
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(221 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5) Loading ...Hi tawn,
I am trying to practice send E mail. and Daddy think I am very bad.
need to do it more often. But I don’t have too many people to send it too.
Soo… here you are like or not.
Love mom
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(531 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...I was on my way to my internship via subway in Korea one summer and this 60-year old man decided he wanted to hit on me. He came over and told me he would give me his name card and after I rejected him I texted my mom to tell her what happened. Her reply: “psycho like that need to get their penis thin sliced. mommy good at cooking and chopping, i do it for you. take his name card.”
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(258 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...patti. when you upload the pictures to the facebook, you need to screen before you do it. choose and upload only the pictures of good ones. i think you upload all the pictures or all the good picture of you. you need to screen of bad pictures of me and jess, daddy and danny. definetely you should delete the picture of you and danny with red cap in the boat. delete all the picture of me looking fat.
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(143 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5) Loading ...Hi Michelle,
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(173 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5) Loading ...I told my mom I was entering a half-marathon and needed her to donate to help raise funds for my entry. She quickly donated but sent me along these encouraging words:
i’ll do this because you’re asking.
but i’m concerned you may build up muscles on your leg like me.
i couldn’t wear the nice skirt….i reglect a lot….hope you keep the
nice leg. with love
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