Thursday, April 15, 2010

E-mail Rehearsal

April 15, 2010

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Hi tawn,
I am trying to practice send E mail. and Daddy think I am very bad.
need to do it more often. But I don’t have too many people to send it too.
Soo… here you are like or not.

Love mom

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Sliced Penis

April 15, 2010

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I was on my way to my internship via subway in Korea one summer and this 60-year old man decided he wanted to hit on me. He came over and told me he would give me his name card and after I rejected him I texted my mom to tell her what happened. Her reply: “psycho like that need to get their penis thin sliced. mommy good at cooking and chopping, i do it for you. take his name card.”

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