Sunday, July 4, 2010

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When I was updating my mom on my gay friend Drew she got a bit confused:

Me: Yea, Drew is dating someone now.
Mom: So who Drew date?
Me: My other friend, Aswin.
Mom: Oh… (silence)
Mom: Aswin gay too?

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Terrifying Relatives

July 4, 2010

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My parents are throwing a Chinese banquet as a 2nd reception to my wedding. This is an email from my mom, encouraging me to find out if there will be more guests from my fiance’s side.

Dear Sam,

Talk to Steven and his parents, see if they have any more relatives and close friends want to invite to the wedding banquet on Sunday. Please feel free to let me know. It’s our horror for them to come to celebrate on your wedding.

Love,
Mom

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