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I recently turned 19, and for my birthday, my parents gave me a card. Inside was their ‘personal message’, which reads:
“Happy Birthday
Love you alot 5/29/10
Mom and Dad
You are my special.”
I’m still trying to figure out the last line.
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(170 votes, average: 4.66 out of 5) Loading ...My mom’s recently become addicted to watching a Chinese drama called Mei Yi Tian Xia (????) and she was commenting on how pretty the new Mainland actress was and how much she resembled a certain American actress:
Mom: That one actress from ????, she looks so much like Blueberry!
A long pause as we interpret what she means.
My sis and I: Who? Wait, do you mean Drew Barrymore?
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