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August 2010
(129 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5) Loading ...My mom is trying to set me up with a stranger she met on the street. This is the e-mail she sent me:
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(89 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5) Loading ...I was walking downstairs to the subway when a crosswind blew up my dress. I texted my sister to tell her about the free show I just gave everyone behind me, and she passed the story to my mom, who said,
“I hope she’s not wearing tongs!”
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(226 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: When you buying your ticket to Shanghai?
Me: Soon.
Mom: OK, make sure you fly from the airport… KFC airport.
Me: You mean JFK?
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