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Loading ...From: Mom
Subject: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
To: Michelle K
hey 25 years old girl
wow u so old, I can believe spend time with u 25years.
be a fung girl today.
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Then I saw her on gchat so I sent her a g-chat:
Me: its not my birthday today
Mom: today is not 29? oh yes without reading glass looks like 29 instead 27
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(189 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5) Loading ...For my birthday, my parents sent me an mp3 as a card. My dad is Japanese, my mom is Korean, and neither of them speak the other’s native language. Needless to say, I grew up speaking English to them both, and in turn they learned to speak and write more properly in english throughout the years because of me. However, a bit of the accents and grammatical errors are still there, and I thought they sounded really cute in this audio. Oh, and they are also devout Christians, which explains the part at the end.
Click to listen to Amie’s Birthday Message
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(92 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5) Loading ...I emailed a picture of my growing pregnant belly to my mom and here was her response…
From: Mom
To: Lorna
Subject: RE: 18 weeks 5 days
Date: Mon, 13 Sep 2010 22:46:33 -0700
Lorna, Your tubby is big.
mom
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(66 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...After sending a few pictures of me and my boyfriend to my mom, she replied:
Thanks for your nice photos! The one with Chris very nice.
By the way your hair at your front head is rather long always cover your right eye, could you pin it up or
cut it short, it will looks more fresh and attractive, I think!
Keep in touch!
Bye, take care! Always do things slowly and think twice!
Mom
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(252 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...My mom’s advice on how to get a guy’s attention:
Mom:`Think when you little you chase a aquarel, the squarrel will run fast away. But if you stop, the squrel will dstop too, he may also peek on what you doing.
Mom: Do not scare the squarel.
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