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Loading ...Mom: Oh Ashley, I like these kinds of movies so much! *happy asian mommy smile*
Me: What kind?
Mom: You know, chick filets!
Me: (silence) OH! You mean chick flicks?!
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December 2010
(62 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5) Loading ... (43 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5) Loading ...This is an email my mom sent me filled with advice on all kinds of protection — from unwanted pregnancies all the way down to dry, chapped feet. She made sure to cover all her bases.
Missy, i am glad you are protected with the pills. is always be prepared than sorry.
when it’s cold, wear sock at home or to sleep ,if you can,use a little hot oilment under neath the
feet palm before you wear sock ,i am Ok,now try to go back routine,
mom
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(96 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5) Loading ...dearest daughter karen, how are you ,i have try many day to mail you in gmail , finally i rich the buttom ,i am in china, but my heart in you ,dear, i don.t want to talking like a broken record, from you i remember that your grandmom always telling me not to do this or that, just like a broken record, i always not to listen ,now i understsand the meaning of what she had done, that she knows she cant help me by any chances, so she wish to help me by her voice, every word she spoke is with out meaning ,but everyword she spoke is from her heart ,she put everyword kile a bullte, wish to shit down your enemy, to shit away your trouble, dear karen now that i under stand, and this i am alright now. love you
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(83 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: U r member of Asian club now? Do u have time to study ?
Me: Yes i have time, and yes i’m a member.
Mom: In college or hi school?
Me: College.
Mom: Is that the same angel club ? From the government?
Me: What are you talking about?!
Mom: The 1 in hi school?
Me: No mom. That’s the anchor club and student government.
Mom: R u studing?
Me: Yes mom.
Mom: Is this student government too?
Me: No. It’s the asian club.
Mom: R they related to your school ? Is good 4 u future?
Me: Yes mom, it’s good for my future.
Mom: Ok! Do u have to know chinese ? Is that private?
Me: What do you mean private? No i don’t need to know chinese.
Mom: It mean not government is private group ? Do u know much about it?
Me: What? yes, i know about it, i’m a member. It’s a school club mom.
Mom: Ok ! Do the best u can mommy don’t know all-about it, your future depend on u ok !
Mom: Good night ! Love u.
Me: I know mom, good night, i love you too.
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